30 Minutes or Less Quotes

30 Minutes or Less Quotes

Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!

Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.

What is the one thing this town is missing? I'll give you a hint. It's cash business and it's crawling with sexy bitches.

Fucking victory tacos!

Quit lookin' at me, moustache!

Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face.

If wanting a lot of money is gay, then, yeah, I'm Elton John.

Kate: You're late.
Nick: No, no, I'm 45 minutes late, which is, like 10 minutes early for me.
-Kate, Nick

Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!
Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
-Nick, Dwayne

30 Minutes or Less Quotes
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Dwayne: You're a cold son of a bitch, dad.
The Major: That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.
-Dwayne, The Major

Kate: Why did that engine explode?
Nick: Remember that bomb I was telling you about? I kind of typed in the code, reactivated it and put in the back of that guy's van.
-Kate, Nick

Chet: You wanna fuck my sister?
Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.
Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?
-Chet, Nick

Nick: Now, give me the fucking code.
Dwayne: Alright. 69-69-69.
Nick: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
-Nick, Dwayne

Nick: Remember graduation night?
Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?
Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.
-Nick, Chet

Chet: Okay, what if we saw off both of your arms, slip the vest over your head, than go to the hospital, they'll re-attach your arms. We'll just keep your arms on ice the whole time.
Nick: Fuck that!
Chet: I don't know what to do, man. All these sites have different shit. There's not a lot of consensus in the bomb disarming community. What did they do in the Hurt Locker?
-Chet, Nick

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