30 Minutes or Less Quotes

30 Minutes or Less Quotes

Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!
-Nick

Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.
-Dwayne

What is the one thing this town is missing? I'll give you a hint. It's cash business and it's crawling with sexy bitches.
-Dwayne

Fucking victory tacos!
-Dwayne

Quit lookin' at me, moustache!
-Chet

Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face.
-Chet

If wanting a lot of money is gay, then, yeah, I'm Elton John.
-Travis

Kate: You're late.
Nick: No, no, I'm 45 minutes late, which is, like 10 minutes early for me.
-Kate, Nick

Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!
Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
-Nick, Dwayne

30 Minutes or Less Quotes
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Dwayne: You're a cold son of a bitch, dad.
The Major: That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.
-Dwayne, The Major

Kate: Why did that engine explode?
Nick: Remember that bomb I was telling you about? I kind of typed in the code, reactivated it and put in the back of that guy's van.
-Kate, Nick

Chet: You wanna fuck my sister?
Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.
Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?
-Chet, Nick

Nick: Now, give me the fucking code.
Dwayne: Alright. 69-69-69.
Nick: You gotta be fucking kidding me.
-Nick, Dwayne

Nick: Remember graduation night?
Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?
Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.
-Nick, Chet

Chet: Okay, what if we saw off both of your arms, slip the vest over your head, than go to the hospital, they'll re-attach your arms. We'll just keep your arms on ice the whole time.
Nick: Fuck that!
Chet: I don't know what to do, man. All these sites have different shit. There's not a lot of consensus in the bomb disarming community. What did they do in the Hurt Locker?
-Chet, Nick

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