Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
-Ace's Butt
Finkle is Rhinhorn, Rhinhorn is Finkle, that must mean Finkle is a Man!
-Ace
Do NOT go in there. Whoo!
-Ace
We're goin' downtown...
-Ace
Take care now bye - bye then. (door slams) LLLLoser.
-Ace
That's why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain Winkie.
-Ace
Ace Ventura:Like a Glove
-Ace Ventura
Sounds broken."
"Most likely just sign here here and here.
-Ace and the dog napper
Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?=
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Yes Satin?" Oh I thought you were somebody else.
-Ace
I'm looking for Ray Finkle (shot gun cocked at his face).. and a clean pair of shorts
-Ace
Ace knocks on the door: What's the password?
Ace: New England Clam Chowder
Friend: is that the red or the white?
Ace: Oh, I can never remember that.........White?
-Ace and his friend
Dumb and Dumber More Movie Quotes
Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? I have excersised the demons, this house is clean
-Ace
"That's it. Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh my God! Einhorn is a man!"
-Ace
Like a glove!
-Ace Ventura
Alrighty then!
-Ace Ventura
Lovely party... pitty I wasn't invited.
-Ace
How can I be getting zis vork done vit all all de shouting? Vat vit de shouting? *Who the hell is that?* **That's, uh...** Heinz Kissvelvet. You vant to talk to ze dolphin, you talk to me.
-Ace Ventura
Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!
-Ace
351! 351! ROVER SET! HIKE! HIKE!
-Ace
I'm in pyschos-ville and finkle's the mayor!
-Ace Ventura
That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!
-Ace Ventura
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
Dan Marino: "Cry baby!"
Ace Ventura: "Jock!"
Dan Marino: "Wimp!"
Ace Ventura: "Muscle head!"
Lois Einhorn: "Shut up!"
(as Captain Kirk) "Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest... decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. So far... no signs of aquatic life, but.. I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm going to find it. I've... got to, Mister!"
-Ace
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