Ace Ventura Pet Detective Movie Quotes

Ace Ventura Pet Detective Movie Quotes

Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.
-Ace's Butt

Finkle is Rhinhorn, Rhinhorn is Finkle, that must mean Finkle is a Man!
-Ace

Do NOT go in there. Whoo!
-Ace

We're goin' downtown...
-Ace

Take care now bye - bye then. (door slams) LLLLoser.
-Ace

That's why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain Winkie.
-Ace

Ace Ventura:Like a Glove
-Ace Ventura

Sounds broken."
"Most likely just sign here here and here.
-Ace and the dog napper


Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?=
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.


Yes Satin?" Oh I thought you were somebody else.
-Ace

I'm looking for Ray Finkle (shot gun cocked at his face).. and a clean pair of shorts
-Ace


Ace knocks on the door: What's the password?
Ace: New England Clam Chowder
Friend: is that the red or the white?
Ace: Oh, I can never remember that.........White?
-Ace and his friend

Ace Ventura Movie
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Can you feel that buddy? Huh? Huh? I have excersised the demons, this house is clean
-Ace

"That's it. Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! Oh my God! Einhorn is a man!"
-Ace

Like a glove!
-Ace Ventura

Alrighty then!
-Ace Ventura

Lovely party... pitty I wasn't invited.
-Ace

How can I be getting zis vork done vit all all de shouting? Vat vit de shouting? *Who the hell is that?* **That's, uh...** Heinz Kissvelvet. You vant to talk to ze dolphin, you talk to me.
-Ace Ventura

Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear!
-Ace

351! 351! ROVER SET! HIKE! HIKE!
-Ace

I'm in pyschos-ville and finkle's the mayor!
-Ace Ventura

That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend!
-Ace Ventura


Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.

Dan Marino: "Cry baby!"
Ace Ventura: "Jock!"
Dan Marino: "Wimp!"
Ace Ventura: "Muscle head!"
Lois Einhorn: "Shut up!"


(as Captain Kirk) "Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest... decimal point. We've... traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annihilation. So far... no signs of aquatic life, but.. I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm going to find it. I've... got to, Mister!"
-Ace

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