The Addams Family Movie Quotes

The Addams Family Movie Quotes

Thing, you're a handful.
-Morticia

Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
-Gomez

Ah ha! SHOWTIME!
-Gomez

He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
-Morticia

I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
-Wednesday

Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
-Morticia

You were a terrible mother! There! I said it.
-Fester

What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
-Gomez

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
-Gomez

Wednesday, play with your food!
-Morticia

We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
-Gomez

Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
-Sally Jessy Raphael

Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
-Morticia

Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
-Morticia
Movie Quotes

There it is. Just what we've been searching for. Thank you, Thing.
-Morticia

He wore that finger trap for two years. Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. And the combination, and the password, and my cigar, and he slept so well!
-Gomez

"How do you take it off"? That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday!
-Gomez

Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.
-Gomez

Morticia: Gomez.
Gomez: Querida?
Morticia: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!
-Morticia, Gomez

Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Morticia: Oh, Gomez... hours.
-Gomez, Morticia

Gomez: To live without you, only that would be torture.
Morticia: A day alone, only that would be death.
-Gomez, Morticia

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
-Fester, Wednesday

Gomez: Unhappy darling?
Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes, completely.
-Gomez, Morticia

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