The Addams Family Movie Quotes
Thing, you're a handful.
Spirits above me, give me a sign. Should I be joyous, or shall I be damned?
Ah ha! SHOWTIME!
He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.
Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.
You were a terrible mother! There! I said it.
What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.
I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Wednesday, play with your food!
We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.
Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!
-Sally Jessy Raphael
Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.
Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.
There it is. Just what we've been searching for. Thank you, Thing.
He wore that finger trap for two years. Mother had to teach him to eat with his feet. And the combination, and the password, and my cigar, and he slept so well!
"How do you take it off"? That's absurd! That finger trap was a party favor at his tenth birthday!
Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.
Morticia: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!
Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Morticia: Oh, Gomez... hours.
Gomez: To live without you, only that would be torture.
Morticia: A day alone, only that would be death.
Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: No excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.
Gomez: Unhappy darling?
Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes, completely.
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