Anchorman Movie Quotes

Anchorman Movie Quotes

[to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
-Ron Burgundy

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
-Ron Burgundy

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
-Frank Vitchard

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
-Veronica, Brian, Employee

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
-Champ, Ron, Brian

Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
-Ron Burgundy

Good evening. I’m Ron Burgundy and here’s what happening in your world tonight.
-Ron Burgundy

[to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.
-Ron Burgundy

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Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.
-Ron, Veronica

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
-Veronica Corningstone

Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
-Veronica Corningstone

Take me to Pleasure Town.
-Veronica Corningstone

Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You’re pathetic.
-Veronica, Ron

Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there’s one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it’s women.
Brian Fantana: I don’t know, Ron.
Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited.
-Ron, Brian

No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
-Brian Fantana

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