Anchorman Movie Quotes
[to dog] You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That’s the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
-Veronica, Brian, Employee
Champ Kind: The bottom line is you’ve been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You’re a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That’s a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
-Champ, Ron, Brian
Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard’s Delight.
Good evening. I’m Ron Burgundy and here’s what happening in your world tonight.
[to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You’ve got a dirty whorish mouth.
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Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Take me to Pleasure Town.
Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You’re pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there’s one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it’s women.
Brian Fantana: I don’t know, Ron.
Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited.
No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
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