Animal House Movie Quotes

Animal House Movie Quotes

You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
Mean Dude

That boy is a P-I-G pig.

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

Food fight!

See if you can guess what I am now.
(puts a hard boiled egg in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out) I'm a zit. Get it?

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
Dean Wormer

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dean Wormer

I hate those guys.
Dean Vernon Wormer

Ramming speed!

They put the oooommmm mou mou, oh oh oh oh...back in to my smile
Ottis Day

Boone, we're the only white people here.


Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me? 

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

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Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.

Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

Pinto: I was thinking, maybe we could get some beer.
Clorette De Pasto: Nah, not tonight. Besides, you might get lucky without it.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!
Otter: What a tool.
Dean Vernon Wormer: I didn't get that, son, what was that?
Otter: Uh, I said, "What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules."
Dean Vernon Wormer: Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose. 

Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
Clorette De Pasto


Hoover: Kent is a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter, Boon: Like Fred.

We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even. 

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.
Dean Vernon Wormer

Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes! 

Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Food fight!

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party?
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Boon: I gotta work on my game.
Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

They kicked us out of school? That makes sense.

Your Out! Finished at Faber expelled! I want you off this campus at nine o'clock Monday morning, and I've contacted your local draft boards and told them that you were all, all eligible for military service
Dean Wormer

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