Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.
Biff Tannen
What the hell is a gigawatt!!!
Marty
What are you looking at butthead?
Biff Tannen
Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!
Marty McFly
Great Scott!
Doc brown
She was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!
-Doc
I don't know if I can make that kind of commitment.
George McFly
Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Marty McFly
You're my density.... I mean, my destiny.
George McFly
The Lybians!
Doc Brown
Marty...This is the Flux Capaciter
Doc Brown
Time circuits on... Flux Capacitor... fluxing... Engine running... All right!
Marty McFly
I never knew men wore purple underwear
Lorraine
He's absolutely right Marty. The last thing you need is headaches.
Dave Mcfly
How 'bout a ride, mister?
Jennifer Parker
Doc,This is heavy!
Marty
There's that word again... heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
Doc Brown
Hello anybody home? Think Mcfly! Think!
Biff
Jesus Christ, Doc, you just disintegrated Einstein!
Marty McFly
Things have certainly changed around *here*. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.
Doc Emmet Brown
Marty you keep mentioning how everythings heavy, why is that what happens in the future does gravity change?
Doc
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Doctor Emmett Brown
Marty - "I'll have a Pepsi Free."
Soda Guy - "Nothing's free around here, buddy.
Marty and Soda Fountain Guy
Holy Shit! Let's See If You Bastards Can Do 90.
Marty
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS?! ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!!
Doc Brown
Were sending you back to the future
Doc
You've got a real attitude problem, McFly; you're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here.
Mr. Strickland
You know, Mr. Strickland, history is gonna change.
Marty
"damn........damn.........damn damn"
-Doc Brown
Doc, are you saying my Mom's got the hots for me?
Marty
Wait a minute, Doc... are you telling me that this sucker is NUCLEAR!?!
Marty McFly
Now, if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
Doc Brown
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