Bad News Bears Movie Quotes

Bad News Bears Movie Quotes

Those Yankees are real turds.
Tanner Boyle

I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?

All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!
Tanner Boyle

Coach Morris Buttermaker: Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Ogilvie: Yeah, it took several hundred years.

I know I don't got a lot up there, but what I got sure don't feel too good.

Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car.
Amanda Whurlitzer

Amanda Whurlitzer: Hey, Buttermaker! Maybe next spring you'll teach me how to hit.
Coach Morris Buttermaker: You bet.

Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can.
Coach Morris Buttermaker

This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start.
Coach Morris Buttermaker

Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril.
Coach Morris Buttermaker

Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!
Tanner Boyle

Bad News Bears Quotes
Tanner Boyle: Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?
Amanda Whurlitzer: Grab a bat, punk!

Coach Morris Buttermaker: [after team takes vote to quit the league] Do you want to quit, Tanner?
Tanner Boyle: Crud, No! I want to play ball!

[at batting practice] Hey, Ahmad - even Hank Aaron peels the ol' eyelids before he takes a swing!
Coach Morris Buttermaker

Engelberg: [helping Buttermaker clean pools] When we're through, can we go swimming?
Coach Morris Buttermaker: No! Don't jump in Engleberg, you'll flood the valley.

But Dad, I wanted to strike him out!
Joey Turner

All I know is when we win a game, it's a team win. When we lose a game, it's a team loss.
Coach Morris Buttermaker

Coach Morris Buttermaker: Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice?
Engelberg: There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Kelly: [entering after everyone refuses to wear cups] If she doesn't wear one neither do I.
Amanda Whurlitzer: What are you doing here?
Kelly: Some asshole changed my mind

Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country. It wasn't so bad when the courts made us take girls. At least the ones that came could play, but now this.

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