Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

Stop dressing like your running for Congress.

I don't need a blackboard or a classroom, to set an example.

I want to sit on his face.

From now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.

Things are about to change around here. Recess is over.

Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.

Shut the front door.

Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching. I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.

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I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn: That's your only argument?
Russell: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
-Shawn, Russell

Russell: Hey, Elizabeth. Do you want to like, grab a bite sometime?
Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
Russell: I am, yeah.
Elizabeth: Then no.
-Russell, Elizabeth

Russell: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth: I'm not wearing any.
-Russell, Elizabeth

Elizabeth: If I got a new pair of boobs, he'd be all over me. But they're really expensive you know?
Lynn: Yeah, you gotta get two of them.
-Elizabeth, Lynn

Lynn: Hey, Welcome back. Bunch of us are going tonight to see Period 5 play, do you want to come?
Elizabeth: I'd rather get shot in the face.
-Lynn, Elizabeth

Amy: I am so excited we are going to be across the hall mates. But I am so sad, because your relationship ended.
Elizabeth: Who are you again?
Amy: Amy Squirrel..
Elizabeth: Squirrel??
Amy: Yeah.. you know (Acts like a squirrel)
-Amy, Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook.
Russell: Hold my ball sack.
-Elizabeth, Russell

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