Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
-Elizabeth

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.
-Elizabeth

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.
-Elizabeth

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.
-Elizabeth

Stop dressing like your running for Congress.
-Elizabeth

I don't need a blackboard or a classroom, to set an example.
-Elizabeth

I want to sit on his face.
-Elizabeth

From now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me.
-Elizabeth

Things are about to change around here. Recess is over.
-Elizabeth

Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.
-Russell

Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.
-Russell

Shut the front door.
-Amy

Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching. I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.
-Amy

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I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.
-Principal

Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn: That's your only argument?
Russell: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
-Shawn, Russell

Russell: Hey, Elizabeth. Do you want to like, grab a bite sometime?
Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
Russell: I am, yeah.
Elizabeth: Then no.
-Russell, Elizabeth

Russell: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth: I'm not wearing any.
-Russell, Elizabeth

Elizabeth: If I got a new pair of boobs, he'd be all over me. But they're really expensive you know?
Lynn: Yeah, you gotta get two of them.
-Elizabeth, Lynn

Lynn: Hey, Welcome back. Bunch of us are going tonight to see Period 5 play, do you want to come?
Elizabeth: I'd rather get shot in the face.
-Lynn, Elizabeth

Amy: I am so excited we are going to be across the hall mates. But I am so sad, because your relationship ended.
Elizabeth: Who are you again?
Amy: Amy Squirrel..
Elizabeth: Squirrel??
Amy: Yeah.. you know (Acts like a squirrel)
-Amy, Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook.
Russell: Hold my ball sack.
-Elizabeth, Russell

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