Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Movie Quotes

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Movie Quotes


Beavis: "No way, Butt-Head! You always go first!"
Butt-Head: "Dammit, Beavis. We've never done this before."


No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired.
Beavis

Run Real Fast When You Hit The Grod. It'll Work
Butthead

I probably will. Not you. You're too much of a butt monkey.
Butt-head

Huhh huh huh Im Jacking Off
Butthead

Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Butt-head

Is this a god damn?
Beavis

Do you Have Teepee? Teepee for My Bunghole?
Beavis

(Hallucinating in the desert) "It's like...It's like...IT'S LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO!"
Beavis

"Hey. You kids wanna see something really cool?" (pulls pants down and breaks wind on the fire)
Roadie

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT NUMBNUTS!!!
Bus Driver


Butt-Head: "It's like it's coming out of it's ass, but it's also, like, coming out of the ass of the ass."
Beavis: "It's, like, the poop like is coming out of the ass of the ass!"

Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?
Agent Bork


Butthead: Hey Baby. Are we gonna do it?
Dallas: you have 2 seconds.
Butthead: Uh, is that gonna be enough time?
-Dallas Grimes, and Butthead


You want us to do a guy? No way!
Butt-head

That cheap-ass! Alright I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.
Dallas Grimmes

I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
Beavis

I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole.
Beavis

Huh huh, he said anus.
Butt-head

Really? I poop too much.
Beavis

There's poop coming out of the ass, of the ass!
Beavis

(singing) lebian seagull!!
hippy guy

I don't know butthead that is a lot of money heh heh,maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick
beavis


Muddy:you got any last words?
Butthead:uh I got some huh huh, buttcheeks! huh huh huh
Beavis:yeah um heh and boobs! wait I just wanna say that
again, boobs! heh heh heh heh
-Muddy,Beavis and Butthead



hey Beavis, he wants to see your unit!
Butthead

SHUT UP BUTTDUMPLING
Butthead

hey look and the windows broken too!
beavis

If I ever catch ya whacking off in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie ya!
Tom Anderson

You know, I tell you what, honey, it doesn't get any better than this. This here is God's country; unspoiled and... AAAAAHHHH!!!
Tom Anderson

Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.
Muddy Grimes

Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.
Butt-Head


Butt-head: This is gonna be cool. We're gonna get paid to score.
Beavis: Yeah. Then we're gonna get a big-screen TV, with two remotes.


Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle.
Agent Flemming

This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
Butt-head

Hey, Butt-head, this book kicks ass. There's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
Beavis

WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!
Beavis

Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whacking.
Tom Anderson

Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.
Agent Flemming

Why does everybody want to see my schlong?
Beavis


Roadie: Hey! One of you bastards got a match.
Butt-Head. Yeah! Your butt and my, uh, butt.
-Motley Crue Roadie, Butt-Head


This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV.
Butt-Head
(as Cornholio) "Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio!"
Beavis

Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way.
Dallas Grimes


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!
Beavis


President Clinton: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."

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