Beverly Hills Cop Movie Quotes

Beverly Hills Cop Movie Quotes

Disturbin' the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! Then what do you call being hit by a car, jay-walking?!
-Axle Foley

We've got cocaine and coffee. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.
-Axel Foley

Do you want it with a lemon twist?
-Serge

Do you think I walked into this town from the cotton fields? Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your narrow ass, otherwise you'd be laying next to him in that meet wagon!
-Detective Inspector Todd

Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
-Detective Billy Rosewood

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HERE!
-Axel Foley

Axel: I see you're still breakin' into people's houses.
Mikey: What do you expect with that lock? Why don't you buy a real f***in' lock for that thing?
Axel: No, I've got my pistol. I'll pop a cap in somebody!

Peach fuzz!
-Jenny

I don't think that one drink is going to kill us, Billy.
- Sgt. Taggart
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Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true."
-Jeffrey

LALALALALALALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING TO JEFFREY, BUT HE IS STILL TALKING! (Turning to Jeffrey) I am NOT listening to you!
-Axel

Bogomil: For one last time, what are you doing in Beverly Hills?
Axel and Bogomil: I'M ON VACATION!!!
-Bogomil, Axel

(As he gives the keys to the Harrow Club valet) "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here."
-Axel

Detective Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
Sergeant Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
Detective Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.
-Detective, Sgt Taggart

Jenny: "I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?"
Axel: "Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
-Jenny, Axel

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.
-Axel

You can't go in because you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?
-Axel

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World, but now I think I might as well just call it Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!
-Axel

Sergeant Taggart: We're more likely to believe an important local businessman than a foul-mouthed jerk from out of town.
Axel Foley: Foul-mouthed? **** you, man.
-Sgt Taggart, Axel

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