The Blues Brothers Movie Quotes

The Blues Brothers Movie Quotes

We're on a Mission from God.
-Elwood Blues

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
-Elwood Blues

You fat penguin!
-Elwood Blues

The light was yellow, sir.
-Elwood Blues

I'm going to become a priest.
-Elwood Blues

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
-Elwood Blues

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.
-Elwood Blues

No, ma'am. We're musicians.
-Elwood Blues

Did you get me my Cheese Whiz, boy?
-Man at Hotel

I hate Illinois Nazis.
-Jake Blues

Well, thank you pal. The day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.
-Jake Blues

Curtis, I don't want to listen to no jive-ass preacher talking to me about Heaven and Hell.
-Jake Blues

No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood.
-Jake Blues

First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
-Jake Blues

The Blues Brothers Movie Quotes

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How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
-Jake Blues

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.
-Police Dispatcher

You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys whom I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.
-Sister Mary Stigmata

2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
-Frank Oz

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
-The Mystery Woman

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.
-Mr.s Tarantinp, Elwood

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Bartender: Oh, we got both kinds, country AND western!
-Elwood, Bartender

Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it.
-Jake, Elwood

Reverend Cleophus James: Praise God!
Elwood: And God bless the United States of America!
-Reverend, Elwood

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