Bridesmaids Movie Quotes
It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday.
-Annie
You're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!
-Annie
This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!
-Annie
I am in my 30's, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo...
-Annie
Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?
-Lillian
You know, I don't care which dress we get. I just need to get off this white carpet!
-Rita
There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.
-Rita
Hey! Shut your filthy fucking mouths!
-Rita
Before you make those kinds of demands you should put a note on your door that says, "Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes."
-Gil
I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
-Megan
You feel that steam heat? That's from my undercarriage.
-Megan
You're your problem, and you're also your solution.
-Megan
It's coming out of me like lava!
-Megan
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The TSA is gonna rip his ass apart.
-Megan
I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
-Megan
This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
-Ted
I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you.
-Ted
If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.
-Rhodes
Here I am. Put your American sausage in my English McMuffin.
-Brynn
You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
-Becca
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
-Annie, Brynn
Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that we went down.
Annie: Oh God.
Nervous Woman on Plane: You were in it.
Annie: What?
-Nervous Woman, Annie
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-Annie
You're really doing it, aren't ya? You're shitting in the street!
-Annie
This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!
-Annie
I am in my 30's, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo...
-Annie
Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?
-Lillian
You know, I don't care which dress we get. I just need to get off this white carpet!
-Rita
There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.
-Rita
Hey! Shut your filthy fucking mouths!
-Rita
Before you make those kinds of demands you should put a note on your door that says, "Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes."
-Gil
I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
-Megan
You feel that steam heat? That's from my undercarriage.
-Megan
You're your problem, and you're also your solution.
-Megan
It's coming out of me like lava!
-Megan
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The TSA is gonna rip his ass apart.
-Megan
I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.
-Megan
This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
-Ted
I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you.
-Ted
If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.
-Rhodes
Here I am. Put your American sausage in my English McMuffin.
-Brynn
You are more beautiful then Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!
-Becca
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
-Annie, Brynn
Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that we went down.
Annie: Oh God.
Nervous Woman on Plane: You were in it.
Annie: What?
-Nervous Woman, Annie
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