Bruno Movie Quotes

Bruno Movie Quotes

How do you protect yourself from a dildo?
-Bruno

Can I give you guys a word of advice? Lose the beards, because your King Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard... or a homeless Santa.
-Bruno

TV Host: What's the baby's name?
Brüno: I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J.
-TV Host, Bruno

Looking up at the stars makes me think of all the hot guys in the world.
-Bruno

(outside of tent) Donny, let me in your tent. A bear stole all of my clothes... except for these condoms.
-Bruno

That guy's queerer than the blazes. He took his clothes off. Let's get goin'. He's queer, he's crazy, he put a hit on me and took his clothes off.
-Ron Paul

Brüno: It's ironic that you should have amazing blowjob lips.
Pastor Jody Trautwein: These-these lips were made to praise Jesus.
-Pastor, Bruno

It's just this bear took my clothes. He took everything apart from these condoms.
-Bruno

Movie quotes

(About His Baby)I've gotta be honest: he's a real dick magnet.
-Ron Paul

Ich was going to become famous by solving a world problem! But which one? Clooney's got Darfur, Sting's got the Amazon, and Bono's got AIDS! Luckily, there was still one shithole left to fix: the Middle Earth.
-Bruno

This is a fuckin' swingers' party. OK? If you don't want pussy, if you don't want fuckin'... then quit fuckin' touching me and quit looking at me. I definitely ain't lookin' at you in the eye. OK? I didn't come here for no fuckin' queer shit, OK? I know what you're doin'.
-Swinger

Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex in the City girls!
Donny: Oh no, we aren't either!
-Bruno, Donny

I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.
-Bruno

Brüno: [about the baby in his arms] I swapped him.
African-American Lady: Swapped the baby for what?
Brüno: For an iPod.
-Lady, Bruno

I'm committing carbicide.
-Bruno

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