Caddyshack Movie Quotes
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
Thank you very little.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
[prepping to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher.
Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college.
Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
Ty: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball, Danny.
Danny: It's hard when you're talking like that.
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape ... How come you're here?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [sees Judge Smails wearing the hat] Oh, but it looks good on you, though [rolls his eyes].
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Don't be obsessed with your desires, Danny. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.
Lacey Underall (Cindy Morgan): My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty: Your uncle molests collies.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Ty: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny: Every day.
Ty: Good. Then what's your problem?
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
A flute without holes is not a flute. A doughnut without holes is a danish.
Hey doll, could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ball game, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
Danny: I haven't even told my father I'm not going to get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber. I own two lumberyards.
Danny: I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are.
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