A Christmas Story Quotes

A Christmas Story Movie Quotes

Shut up, Ralphie!
Old Man (Mr. Parker)
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Ralphie as Adult

The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!
Ralphie as Adult

Scut Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Ralphie as Adult

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Ralphie

Sons of bitches! Bumpuses!
Mr Parker

Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH!
Ralphie as Adult

It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
Ralphie as Adult

I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
Ralphie as Adult

Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie as Adult

No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Ralphie

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid
Santa

I TRIPLE dog dare ya!
Schwartz

Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!!
Flick

Holy cow! It's the fire department!
Boy in School

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
Randy

Or, it could be a bowling alley!
Mr. Parker

Would you stop playing with your food, or I'll give you something to cry about!
Mr. Parker

It 'twas... soap poisoning.
Ralphie

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Christmas Vacation Quotes

You used up all the glue... on purpose!
Mr. Parker

Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian.
Mr. Parker

I can't get up. I can't get up! I can't get uuup!
Randy

Oooh ffffuuudge!
Ralphie

Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat!
Mrs. Parker

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Old Ralphie

Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf, I hate meatloaf!
Randy

NOTTAFINGA!
Mr. Parker

He looks like a derranged Easter Bunny.
Mr. Parker

Leave me alone....I'm uh......thinking.
Ralphie as a kid

Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don
Miss Shields

I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock.
Ralphie

I want an offical Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.
Ralphie

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Adult Ralphie

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