City Slickers Movie Quotes

City Slickers Movie Quotes

I crap bigger than you!

City Folk!

We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

Let's have some peace and quiet around here, for chrisakes! I've been under a lot of stress! I lost my wife, I lost my job, and I'm developing some kind of rash from making in the bushes!

The man ate bacon at every meal... you... you can't do that!

The food's brown, hot, and plenty of it.

Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.
-Cookie about Curly going to heaven

What did you use for protection, paper or plastic?

Excuse me, el doctor! Hello...? Don't sew anything up that's supposed to remain open, OK?

Bonnie, there's a stampede... in your tent!

Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?

Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', man my ass is swollen, Rawhide! Get 'em up, move 'em out, wake 'em up, get 'em dressed, get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair, smack my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

You know, this was not in the brochure..

Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.

I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.

When the three of you first got here, you were as worthless as hen shit on a pump handle. Now look at you; you're cowboys.

Great gobs of goose shit!

City Slickers Movie
The Best Movie Quotes

Phil Berquist: You know you were right, Mitch. My life is a "do-over". It's time to get started.
Mitch Robbins: I hope I can help.
Ed Furillo: Now I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna get Kim pregnant.
Mitch Robbins: I hope I can help.
-Phil, Mitch

Ed Furillo: Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to fuck her brains out?
Mitch: You know, that's such a lovely image -- "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the shit out of her."
-Ed, Mitch

Mitch Robbins: Those cows trusted us.
Ed Furillo: Trusted us? They followed us because we yelled, 'Yah'. They're cattle.
-Mitch, Ed

Ed Furillo: This guy, Curly, is a true cowboy. One of the last real men. He's untamed, a mustang. It'll do us good to be in his world for a while.
Mitch Robbins: Do us good? Didn't you guys see? The man was hanging the hired help! And, did you notice his eyes? He has crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! We are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic!
Mitch Robbins: He's behind me, isn't he?
-Ed, Mitch

Arlene Berquist: I'm calling my father!
Phil Berquist: He's not home! It's his night to be with the other escaped Nazis!
-Arlene, Phil

Ed Furillo: The three of us, New Mexico... driving cattle.
Mitch Robbins: What, like in a truck?
-Ed, Mitch

Ed Furillo: We're doing great, guys! We're driving them!
Phil Berquist: Ah, that's perfect! We're lost but we're making good time!
-Ed, Phil

Mitch Robbins: Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?
Curly: The day ain't over yet...
-Mitch, Curly

Barbara Robbins: Go away with Ed. Take Phil. I am giving you these two weeks. It's my present. Go and... find your smile!
Mitch Robbins: What if I can't?
Barbara Robbins: We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.
-Barbara, Mitch

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