Coming to America Movie Quotes

Coming to America Movie Quotes

Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?
-Prince Akeem

Listen, I know what I like, and I know you know what I like, because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?
-Prince Akeem

Bark like a dog....a little dog.
-Prince Akeem

I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.
-Prince Akeem

What does dumb fuck mean?
-Prince Akeem

But how can a man get excited about a woman he's never seen?
-Prince Akeem

If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right.
-Rev Brown

He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
-Rev Brown

Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
-Rev Brown

Give a hand to my band, Sexual Chocolate.
-Randy

I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what.
-Cleo

And, baby, when I tell ya the boy has got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own MONEY!
-Cleo

A prince. He's a prince. Oh, Lisa, you did it this time. You hit the jackpot. Your little goat herder makes Darryl look like a welfare case.
-Cleo

The land is so big. The choices so infinite. Where shall we go: L.A. or New York?
-Semmi

Apparently these are the best women Queens has to offer. Pick one and let's go home.
-Semmi

Do you realise that I have not had sex since we got to America?
-Semmi

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.
-King Jaffe Joffer

Put a sock in it Joffe, the boy's in love!
-Queen Aoleon

Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
-Maurice

The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
-Bather

Coming to America Movie Quotes

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?
-Barber

Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
-Barber

A man has the right to change his name to vatever he vants to change it to. And if a man vants to be called Muhammad Ali, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Muhammad Ali!
-Saul

Cab Driver: This shitty enough for ya?
Prince Akeem: Yes, this is perfect.
-Cab Driver, Akeem

Landlord: Okay, now what the FUCK do you want?
Prince Akeem: We desire a room.
Landlord: Look, you better not be wasting my time. You got money?
(Holds up money)
Landlord: Come on in, gentlemen.
-Landlord, Akeem

Prince Akeem: So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?
Semmi: That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition.
-Akeem, Semmi

Barber: Hey, what's up, brother? You a little late for the Christmas pageant.
King Jaffe Joffer: I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
Barber: Have a seat. Chair number two will be ready in a second.
-Barber, King

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