Dazed and Confused Movie Quotes

Dazed and Confused Movie Quotes

Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
-Dawson

The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
-Wooderson

Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
-Dawson

Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.
-Pink

We're not in Junior High any more. We're freshmen. We're in the big time now... where the girls will be puttin' out all the time.
-Carl

All right, all right, all right.
-Wooderson

What are you looking at? Huh? I'll kick your fucking ass, right now! What are you smiling at? Freshman faggot!
-O'Bannion

This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.
-O'Bannion

I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know.
-Jodi

You just wasted another beer.
-Benny O'Donnell

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
-Slater


I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
-Simone

Did ya ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
-Slater

Man I hate that guy!
-Mitch

Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?
Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.
-Pink, Don

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
-Wooderson

You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
-Dawson

I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.
-Pink

I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
-Mike

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
-Mike

Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?
Mike: I wanna dance!
-Tony, Mike

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
-Wooderson

What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
-Darla

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
-Wooderson, Mitch

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
-Wooderson

Imagine how many people out there are f**kin' right now man, just goin' at it.
-Slater

All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
-Pink

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