Easbound and Down Season 1 Quotes

Easbound and Down Season 1 Quotes

You’re fucking out!
-Kenny Powers

You named your daughter after fucking Titanic? Haha, what’s this one’s name…Shrek?
-Kenny Powers

I play real sports…not trying to be the best at exercising.
-Kenny Powers

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of Professional Baseball.
-Kenny Powers

Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind
-Kenny Powers

I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. Atlanta, you're fucking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let's buy the bar and get shitfaced. Get me paid, bitch!
-Kenny Powers

There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts.
-Kenny Powers

What did I tell you, put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper.
-Kenny Powers

Clegg: Powers. Step into my office. Let's do some blow.
Kenny Powers: Finally, motherfucker.
-Clegg, Kenny

Yeah I hurt myself….My nose
-Kenny Powers

Why is there blue shit on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?
-Kenny Powers

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
-Kenny Powers

Reporter: So Kenny, how do you like playing in New York?
Kenny: You mean Jew York…its fucking great.
-Reporter, Kenny

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless
-Kenny Powers

Fuck man, I'm a bulletproof tiger, dude!
-Kenny Powers

Yeah girl, I’m going to have to change my pants. I’m just kidding… I didn’t cum myself
-Kenny Powers

Student: When you did steroids, did they make your balls shrink?
Kenny Powers: Oh, you think that's funny? How 'bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question.
-Student, Kenny

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.
-Kenny Powers

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