Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
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I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
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