Funny Animal Quotes

Funny Animal Quotes

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.

A house is not a home without a pet.

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends to sleep that she may see more clearly, and scratches everything on which she can lay her paw.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.

A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.

The cat has nine lives: three for playing, three for straying, three for staying.

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A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Cats don’t like change without their consent.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.

Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

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