Funny Anniversary Quotes
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
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I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of my life.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to your loved one.
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
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