Funny Dating Quotes

Funny Dating Quotes

If your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "Isn't that the point"?

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
-Hugh Hefner

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist.

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

In a relationship you have to open yourself up.

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It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
-Carrot Top

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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