If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise – it makes you stretch
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
-Unknown
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
-Joan Welsh
The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down."
-Rita Rudner
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
-Marsha Doble
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
-Ellen DeGeneres
If you’re asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.
-Unkown
Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
-Unkown
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck.
-Unknown
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
-Phyllis Diller
Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.
-Unknown
Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
-Norman Mailer
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
-Unknown
An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.
-David Walters
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
-Alec Yuill Thornton
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
-Chris Adams
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
-Unknown
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
-Neil Armstrong
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
-Robert M. Hutchins
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
-Unknown
I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.
-Unknown
THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT BEFORE BREAKFAST: (LUNCH AND DINNER).
-Unkown
A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.
-Unknown
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
-Randy Glasbergen
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DIET: STARVATION.
-Unknown
Diet slogan: TAKE CHARGE, DON'T BE LARGE.
-Daniel Worona
BY THE TIME I'M THIN, FAT WILL BE IN.
-Unknown
SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
-Unknown
COMPLAINING ABOUT DIETING AND EXERCISE BURNS OFF EXTRA CALORIES.
-Daniel Worona
I don't care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked
-Unknown
Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery
-Unknown
I Exercise - run my mouth,push my luck, & jump to conclusions
-Unknown
If it were easy then everyone will look like this
-Unknown
I'm bringing sexy back (in a couple of months)
-Unknown
I'm in no shape to exercise
-Unknown
God must love calories, because he made so many
-Unknown
I was going to wake up early and go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1.
-Randy Glasbergen
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
-Unknown
Of course I'm in shape . Isn't Round a Shape?
-Unknown
I'd hit the gym more if it had a smoking section
-Unknown
I would just exercise, but it makes me spill my drinks
-Unknown
Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
-Edward Stanley
If you exercise your mind, you’re not going to get sick.
-Unknown
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it.
-Plato
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
-David Lee Roth
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
-Karl Lagerfeld
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