Funny Exercise Quotes
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise – it makes you stretch
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down."
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
If you’re asking your kids to exercise, then you better do it, too. Practice what you preach.
Exercise is done against one’s wishes and maintained only because the alternative is worse.
The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck.
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.
Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school.
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
-Alec Yuill Thornton
People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.
If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.
I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
-Robert M. Hutchins
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I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.
THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT BEFORE BREAKFAST: (LUNCH AND DINNER).
A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DIET: STARVATION.
Diet slogan: TAKE CHARGE, DON'T BE LARGE.
BY THE TIME I'M THIN, FAT WILL BE IN.
SKINNY PEOPLE TICK ME OFF!!! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my car keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
COMPLAINING ABOUT DIETING AND EXERCISE BURNS OFF EXTRA CALORIES.
I don't care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked
Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery
I Exercise - run my mouth,push my luck, & jump to conclusions
If it were easy then everyone will look like this
I'm bringing sexy back (in a couple of months)
I'm in no shape to exercise
God must love calories, because he made so many
I was going to wake up early and go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Of course I'm in shape . Isn't Round a Shape?
I'd hit the gym more if it had a smoking section
I would just exercise, but it makes me spill my drinks
Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
If you exercise your mind, you’re not going to get sick.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
-David Lee Roth
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
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