Funny Family Quotes
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Family is just accident.... They don't mean to get on your nerves. They don't even mean to be your family, they just are.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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