Funny Food Quotes

Funny Food Quotes

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

Bacon makes everything better.

I eat so poorly during the stressful part of my day I need to have a vegetable orgy for dinner just to make up for it.

Hunger is the best sauce in the world.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

My toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.


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A recipe has no soul.  You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.
Thomas Keller

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.

Great food is like great sex.  The more you have the more you want.

I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.

Healthy food makes me sick.

Sleep until you're hungry, eat until you're sleepy.

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.


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