Funny Golf Quotes

Funny Golf Quotes

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-James Murray

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-Hank Aaron

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
-Justin Timberlake

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
-Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
-Henny Youngman

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-Mark Twain

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
-Jeff Foxworthy

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
-Sean Connery

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
-Jennifer Wyatt

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
-Dave Barry

Funny Golf Quotes
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-Dave Barry

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
-Mark Twain

Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
-Henry Longhurst

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
-Billy Graham

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-Franklin P. Adams

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
-James Caan

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
-Andy Rooney

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
-Amy Alcott

In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
-Joey Adams

Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them.
-Joey Adams

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