Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
-James Murray
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-Hank Aaron
I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
-Justin Timberlake
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
-Bob Hope
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
-Henny Youngman
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-Mark Twain
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
-Jeff Foxworthy
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
-Sean Connery
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
-Jennifer Wyatt
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
-Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-Dave Barry
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
-Mark Twain
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
-Henry Longhurst
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
-Billy Graham
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-Franklin P. Adams
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
-James Caan
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
-Andy Rooney
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
-Amy Alcott
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
-Unknown
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
-Joey Adams
Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them.
-Joey Adams
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