Funny Golf Quotes
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500 people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.
I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-Franklin P. Adams
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them.
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