Funny Hate Quotes

Funny Hate Quotes

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.

The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they love inertia.

I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.

Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first.

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions - adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.

As long as you hate, there will be people to hate.

If there's anything I hate more than being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

God must hate common people, because he made them so common.

I hate flowers - I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move.

He whom all hate all wish to see destroyed.

I hate straight singing. I have to change a tune to my own way of doing it. That's all I know.

I hate books; they only teach us to talk about things we know nothing about.

Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts.

To hate is to show you still care, who needs that, focus on what's really important.

Some people, and I am one of them, hate happy ends. We feel cheated. Harm is the norm.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Samuel Butler

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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Love commingled with hate is more powerful than love. Or hate.
Joyce Carol Oates

People love as self-recognition what they hate as an accusation.
Elias Canetti

I don't feel comfortable doing interviews. My profession is music, and writing songs. That's what I do. I like to do it, but I hate to talk about it.
Van Morrison

Don't hate the media, become the media.
Jello Biafra

I hate the word 'hippy'. I hate a lot of people, and hippies don't do that!
Shannon Hoon

While we are focusing on fear, worry, or hate, it is not possible for us to be experiencing happiness, enthusiasm or love.
Bo Bennett

I hate this fast growing tendency to chain men to machines in big factories and deprive them of all joy in their efforts - the plan will lead to cheap men and cheap products.
Richard Wagner

People try constantly to use me, and I hate it.
Tracey Emin

The most important thing in our war preparations is to teach all our people to hate U.S. imperialism. Otherwise, we will not be able to defeat the U.S. imperialists who boast of their technological superiority.
Kim Il Sung

I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving.
David Attenborough

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger

A desire arises in the mind. It is satisfied immediately another comes. In the interval which separates two desires a perfect calm reigns in the mind. It is at this moment freed from all thought, love or hate.
Swami Sivananda

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
-Dick Gregory

That which the Fascists hate above all else, is intelligence.
Miguel de Unamuno

War is not the answer, because only love can conquer hate.
Marvin Gaye

I think what motivates people is not great hate, but great love for other people.
Huey Newton

I hate everything which is not in myself.
-Norman Mailer

There is no disgrace in an enemy suffering ill at an enemy's hand, when you hate mutually.
Aeschylus

I really do hate to sing.
Lena Horne

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
Ann Coulter

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate the giving of the hand unless the whole man accompanies it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers

Those whom we can love, we can hate; to others we are indifferent.
Henry David Thoreau

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

As a result of my philosophy, I wasn't even upset about Hitler. I was willing to go to war to knock him off, but I didn't hate him. I hated what he was doing.
Albert Ellis

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
Albert Einstein

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world that we must love our enemies - or else? The chain reaction of evil - hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars - must be broken, or else we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
Bob Marley

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
Charlie Sheen

The world knows that America will never start a war. This generation of Americans has had enough of war and hate... we want to build a world of peace where the weak are secure and the strong are just.
John F. Kennedy

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.
Eminem

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
Eminem

In time we hate that which we often fear.
William Shakespeare

Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
Pablo Picasso

Hatred is active, and envy passive dislike; there is but one step from envy to hate.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I think all women go through periods where we hate this about ourselves, we don't like that. It's great to get to a place where you dismiss anything you're worried about. I find flaws attractive. I find scars attractive.
Angelina Jolie

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.
Donald Trump

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.
H. L. Mencken

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. Mencken

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.
Lucille Ball

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
George Bernard Shaw

This world of ours... must avoid becoming a community of dreadful fear and hate, and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

People hate as they love, unreasonably.
William Makepeace Thackeray

I hate victims who respect their executioners.
Jean-Paul Sartre

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.
Alexander Pope

The wicked envy and hate; it is their way of admiring.
Victor Hugo

I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate - it's apathy. It's not giving a damn.
Leo Buscaglia

I know that I shall meet my fate somewhere among the clouds above; those that I fight I do not hate, those that I guard I do not love.
William Butler Yeats

Those that I fight I do not hate, those that I guard I do not love.
William Butler Yeats

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.
Johnny Depp

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
Mae West

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
Confucius

Hate and force cannot be in just a part of the world without having an effect on the rest of it.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
Socrates

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
Jerry Lewis

We do not hate as long as we still attach a lesser value, but only when we attach an equal or a greater value.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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