Funny Irish Sayings
Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough.
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.
God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.
Drinking Proverbs Sayings Funny
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
In heaven there is no beer...That's why we drink ours here.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.
The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
Count your joys instead of your woes, Count your friends instead of your foes.
The Irish - Be they kings, or poets, or farmers, They're a people of great worth, They keep company with the angels, And bring a bit of heaven here to earth.
The trouble with me is that I am a vindictive old shanty-Irish bitch.
-Eleanor Medill Patterson
Everyone is wise until he speaks.
-Irish Drinking Toast
You never miss the water till the well has run dry.
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