Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Is it wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Senor!
Senor Who?
Seen You Underpants!


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Who!
To Who?
To Whom!


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Armageddon!
Armageddon Who?
Armageddon Outa Here!


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Scott!
Scott Who?
Scott nothing to do with you!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut worry it's just a joke!


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Leena!
Leena Who?Leena little closer and you'll know!

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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Mara!
Mara Who?
Mara Mara on the Wall!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.



Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Philip!
Philip Who?
Philip my bag of candy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
  


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ken!
Ken Who?
Ken I come in, It's freezing out!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
 


Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

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