Funny Nerdy Sayings

Funny Nerdy Sayings

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

<--- The information went data way --->

Social Engineering Specialist; because theres no patch for human stupidity

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge
-Sheldon (Big Bang Theory)

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

She was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!
-Doc (Back to the Future)

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

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