Funny Pick Up Lines

 Funny Pick Up Lines

You're not going to want my number after we have sex...you're going to want my autograph.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
You must be from Ireland, because when I see you my penis is Dublin.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
Can you sit on my face, so I can eat my way to your heart?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'm like a faucet. The more you turn me on,the wetter I get.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; should I call you or nudge you?

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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" Then wink.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Is your shirt felt? Do you want it to be?
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
You turn my software into hardware!
What's up girl, you don't recognize me with my clothes on?
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven.
Are you a Hurricane? Cause you're blowing me away.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

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