Funny Quotes About Teenagers

Funny Quotes About Teenagers

There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.

Silly teens, babies are for adults.

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You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.

Youth comes but once in a lifetime.

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time.  They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold.

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.

Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

The invention of the teenager was a mistake.  Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.


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