Funny Vacation Quotes

Funny Vacation Quotes

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
-Robert Orben

Vacation used to be a luxury, but in today's world it has become a necessity.
-Unknown

I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.
-Unknown

Laughter is an instant vacation.
-Milton Berle

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.
-Robert Benchley

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
-Elbert Hubbard

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Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks' Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely.
-Frank McCourt

Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.
-William James

When you like your work every day is a holiday.
-Frank Tyger

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
-Steven Wright

Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated.
-Mason Cooley

I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
-Mary Crosby

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
-Earl Wilson

A good vacation is over when you begin to yearn for your work.
-Morris Fishbein

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