Funny Work Quotes

Funny Work Quotes

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

It’s true, hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

I have never liked working.  To me a job is an invasion of privacy.

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

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The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work.

The harder I work the luckier I get.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

You're no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you're too good to be an assistant.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I don’t mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

The person who knows How will always have a job. The person who knows Why will always be his boss. 

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.

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