Life's Too Short TV Show Quotes

Life's Too Short TV Show Quotes
TV Show Quotes

Episode 1

You're a dwarf, how do you not know Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho?
-Warwick Davis

I'm a bit like Martin Luther King, because I too have a dream, that one day dwarves will be treated equally.
-Warwick Davis

Sue had to lose a lot of weight to get it on, not as much as I woulda liked, but enough to get a dead woman's dress on.
-Warwick Davis

If you were to say like your name is like Verne Troyer I'd be like boom Mini Me, Austin Powers, sex tape.
-Guy on the street

(Warwick is asking for divorce advice.)
Ricky: My advice would be to ask Steve because he's great with that sort of thing.
Stephen: My advice would be just to umm, do whatever you think is the right thing to do in this situation.
Ricky: What good advice that is.
-Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant

I've got two pets that are related to each other, they're dogs, but we sorta call them different things.  They've got names.

I've got a few more people to see.  Actually there's nobody else to see, you're hired.

(to the dwarves)
I didn't even know one of you was a girl.

You notice this list, I'm always making lists, In fact that's probably why Steven Spielberg casted me as Oscar Schindle in Schindler's List.  I said Steven I make lists all the time, and he said that's exactly what I was looking for.
-Liam Neeson

Doing Improve
Liam Neeson: I've contracted aids.
Ricky Gervais: How'd you get that.
Liam Neeson: From an African prostitute.
-Liam Neeson, Ricky Gervais