Wanderlust Movie Quotes

Wanderlust Movie Quotes

Know what I wanna do, I wanna take off that robe...(Yawns)
-George

(Linda believes she can fly)
If your gonna get literal with an R-Kelly song do Trapped in the Closet.
-George

(Talking to the mirror) You like my erection selection.
-George

Hey, there he is my homeless brother, where's your cardboard box?
-Rick

Am I serious? You're fired. You're re-hired. Consider that a warning shot.
-Rick

Were not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.
-Seth

You two must be the pround owners of the upside down people mover out in the driveway.
-Seth

It's probably just hard for you because your so full of shit.
-Kathy

Anyway, think about being inside me.
-Eva

Seth: Wrap your fingers around the base of it, Work the shaft down to the tip, and then lick the tip.
Linda: What??
Seth: Lick the tip, lick the tip.
-Seth, Linda

Wanderlust movie quotes
Linda: Why are you not at work George?
George: Oh, I got fired.
-George, Linda

George: It's not like we're signing a lease, we'll give it a month.
(Horse comes out of the bedroom)
Linda: Two weeks.
-George, Linda

George: You ready for your meeting?
Linda: Yep!
George: (Gets hit by a car) Knock em dead alright, I'll call ya later.
-George, Linda

Eva: Ohhh George, I like you.
George: I like you too Eva.
Eva: We should make love sometime, how would you and Linda feel about that?
-Eva, George

Eva: You know what I do when I'm down?
George: Yoga?
Eva: I was gonna say orgasims, giving them to myself, giving them to others.
George: Me too.
-Eva, George

Wayne: We'll take care of ya, my names Wayne by the way, I'm a nudist.
George: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.
Wayne: Touche!!
-Wayne, George

George: What happened?
Rodney: I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond.
George: What exactly happened?
Rodney: I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond.
George: No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut!
Rodney: I'm with you man.
-George Rodney

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