Your Momma Jokes

Your Momma Jokes
 The Good

Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chilly outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please

Your mommas so fat she pooped out an action figure.

Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target

Yo mama so fat that when she walks she shows up on the rictor scale

Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.

Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again

Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.


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                                                                    The Bad

Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up again

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!

Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!

Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!

Yo mama's so stupid she stole free bread!

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl!

Yo mama's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!

Yo mama's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy

Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer

Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way

Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign

Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

Yo Mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt
The Ugly
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rug burn

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma's like a NASCAR driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomerang she keeps coming back for more.



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