All That Quotes

All That Quotes

Heck people used to make fun of my freakishly big ears, but then I made me a whole lot of money
-Ross Perot (Amanda)

Five minutes! Five minutes! Show starts in five minutes!
-Kevin the stage manager

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
-Kel

I'M REPAIRMAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!
-Kel

One potato, two potato, three potato, four. I rode a bike without a seat and now my butt is sore.
-Lori Beth

The story of my life is sad
-Coach Cretan (Kel)

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb...and a side of mashed potatoes
-Lori Beth

Dear Ashley-
That's MEEEEEEEEE!!!
-Amanda Bynes

My mom said if I don't make a 1000 dollars, she said she's going to brush my teeth with a fish stick. WAAAH!!!
-Katrina

When you see somebody drowning,try to throw popcorn in their mouth.
-Lori Beth

I'm Baggin' Saggin' Barry!
-Baggin' Saggin' Barry

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill just laughed as Jack lay there unconscious.
-Lori Beth

Noooo! I'm lactose intolerant!
-Super Dude

Slooooow fooooood?
-Danny Tamberelli

I'm Detective Dan!
-Josh Server

I'm a Lawtawnyuh
-Nick Cannon

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes hey!
-Kel

I'm Repair Boy-boy-boy-boy-boy!
-RepairBoy

This is a library! You Talk, you Walk!
-Lori Beth

Jupiter!
-Kel

(yelling) Ouiet! This is a library!
-Lori Beth

One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four, i rode a bike without a seat and now my butt is sore.
-Lori Beth

A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned will buy you absolutly nothing.
-Lori Beth

It's nice to stop and smell flowers. It's bad to stop and smell this old burrito.
-Lori Beth

If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.
-Lori Beth


Kenan:"WHO loves, Orange Soda?"
Kel: K-K-K-Kel loves, Orange soda!
Kenan: Is it true??
Kel: I do I do I do OOOooOoOoO!
-Kenan & Kel


(in good burger sketch) Wow! are you some kind of experiment?
-kel

that'll be 8 bucks!
-Kel

If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a *boy* and your bra is too tight, *I'm* uncomfortable.
-Lori Beth

If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.
-Lori Beth

Fresh out the box! Stop, look, and watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's all that!
-Announcer


i ment to do that
-josh

Mandy: Is chocolate good for a headache?Randy: I have no idea!
-Mandy Randy

Katrina: My mom's gonna be so mad. She said if I broke her pitcher she'd step on my hamster!
-Katrina

WAAAAAH!
-Katrina

TURN THE SANDWITCH OVER!!!!!!
-Amanda Bynes

I'M SUPER DUDE!
-super dude

Do you remember me? I was the one in the balcony shouting Coolio, Hey Coolio
-Kel to Coolio in Goddburger Sketch

Cold finger!
-High pitched voice

It's Walter: The Ear Boy! His ears are really big!
-Theme Song

I AM REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN!!!
-Repair Man (Kel)

UUUHH.NO?
-Kel

"JUMP!! FLAVIN'!!!!"
-Pansy and Ponsy

"If you jumped out of the plane and your parachute doesn't open........BYE BYE!!!!"
-lori beth

well hello there little angel.
-ms. piddlin (kenan)

today's lunch are:a chicken breast,a corn bread,some macaroni & cheese, and some peeaass.
-miss piddlin (kenan)

"And now, Lori Beth Dinberg with vital information for your everyday life."
-Announcer

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