American Reunion Quotes
Lets make this weekend our bitch.-Stifler
You two are banging and you two use to bang, (laughs) this must be awkward for all of you.
-Stifler
Ladies better be working hard you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were.
-Stifler
Stifler: I love the Twilight books, New Moon's my favorite.
Girl: Me too.
Stifler: It's like we have so much in common.
-Stifler
Jim: Hello my old friends. (about porn magazines)
Jim's Dad: I thought about throwing them out, but ahh they just have too much sentimental value.
-Jim, Jim's Dad
Cara: It's my 18th birthday tomorrow, you should come to my party.
Jim: Oh ahhh that might be difficult.
Cara: Please I want you to come soo bad.
Jim's Dad: Who might you be?
Stifler's Mom: I'm Stifler's mom.
Jim's Dad: Ohhh, I'm Jim's dad.
-Jim's Dad, Stifler's Mom
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