The Big Lebowski Movie Quotes

The Big Lebowski Movie Quotes

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here, he peed on my rug!
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

OVER THE LINE! ... I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
-Walter Sobchak

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
-Walter Sobchak

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
-Maude, The Dude

Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

It's uh, it's uh, it's down there somewhere let me take another look.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Anti-semite!
-Walter Sobchak

Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy, you're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
-Walter Sobchak

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
-Walter Sobchak

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
-Walter Sobchak

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
-Donny, The Dude

The Dude abides.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Oh, come on Donny; they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong? (Walter believes they're Nazis when they're actually nihilists.)
-Walter Sobchak

The Chinaman is NOT the issue here, Dude!
-Walter Sobchak

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
-Walter Sobchak

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
-Walter Sobchak

Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
-Walter Sobchak

You are entering a world of pain.
-Walter Sobchak

That's a bummer man! It's uh...it's a bummer.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.
-The Dude

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

I myself dabbled in pacifism once, not in 'Nam of course.
-Walter Sobchak

Shut the fuck up, Donny.
-Walter Sobchak

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That or His Dudeness... Duder... or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
-Walter Sobchak

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
-Walter Sobchak

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos.
-Walter Sobchak

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
-Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski

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