Boy Meets World Quotes

Boy Meets World Quotes

Eric: How long have you been watching?
Cory: Long enough to see you swap spit with a Feeney
-Eric, Cory

Chocolate pudding.. paging Dr. Chocolate Pudding..
-Cory

But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks.
-Eric

I am ok, Life moves on.............Here take this and jab it through my brain.
-Cory

I, Cory Matthews, am a PO-TAY-TO
-Cory

A ten o'clock curfew! That means if I pick her up at eight we'll only have...(thoughtful pause)...Gosh, that stinking metric system!
-Sean

See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.
-Eric

If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize
-Eric

If I kiss her she might give me rabies.
-Cory

FEEENNY, FEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-NAY!!!
-Eric

Look, is there any way, we can do this project by phone, or maybe possibly through telepathy???????????????
-Corey

I talk, he sleeps. It's just like class.
-Mr. Turner

Life's tough, get a helmet
-Eric

On the husband highway there's very little forward traffic. Just a million of well intentioned men backing up frantickly.
-Feeny

Please, marry me, I live in a trailer park and haven't even graduated but my hair does this.
-Sean

When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy
-Eric

That's just what I want - to be Topanga's boyfriend. And then we can name our children Chubaka and Plankton
-Cory

UNDERPANTS!
-Cory Matthews

What, you don't think I am a sensitive guy? I should slap you around for that.
-Harley

It's hard to imagine you as a boy. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?
-Cory

Ohh let's not call it detention,I prefer,hooked on Feeny.
-Mr.Feeny

You do your thing and I do my thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful.
-Topanga

Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
-Mr.Feeny

But TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny
-Morgan

I am Plays With Squirrels
-Eric Matthews

Is it just me or does anyone else wanna hurl from boredom?
-Cory

I mean how often does a guy get a date with Veronica Watson. THE Veronica Watson.
-Cory

With this outfit and this hair? Hello, buh-bye, I am SO at the mall
-Topanga

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