The Brady Bunch TV Show Quotes

The Brady Bunch TV Show Quotes

Wow, I'd love to go on a honeymoon. What should I take?" Greg: "A girl, dummy!
-Bobby

Something sudden came up!
-Marcia

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
-Jan

Oh, my nose!
-Marcia

Pork chops and applesauce.
-Peter

Bad luck, come and get me!
-Peter

These are my working threads.
-Greg

Oh, my nose!
-Marcia

Pork chops and applesauce.
-Peter

If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch!
-Alice

Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house.'
-Bobby

I am a little sunflower...Sunny, brave, and true. From tiny bud to blossom, I do good deeds for you.
-Peter

Jan, if boys don't find you attractive, don't blame me.
-Marcia

Lovely. Lovely. Isn't it just absolutely just lovely?
-Jan

Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad.
-Greg

Jan. Jan. Jan.
-Cindy

When it's time to change, it's time to re-arange!
-The Bradys

Tomorrow's graduation, and I have orange hair!
-Greg

Cindy Brady, the new Shirley Temple.
-Cindy

Adios, Johnny Bravo!
-Greg

What's that wild scent you're wearing?" Peter's date: "Buttered popcorn.
-Peter

Exact words are hard to live by.
-Mike

Mom always says not to play ball in the house!
-Marcia

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