The Cosby Show Quotes
No, no, that's Buuuuud.
Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.
Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness.
I brought you in the world and I can take you out of it.
How ugly is he?
Clair, we don't even know if the joint is Theo's and you already got the boy going to Turkey.
Vanessa Huxtable: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education ?
Rudy: Teach third grade !
Bacon Burger Dog!
Clair Huxtable: Cliff, why did we have four children?
Cliff: Because we did not want five.
Wait a minuate!
Cliff: Your grandson got his ear pierced.
Russell Huxtable: On purpose?
Oh Laaaance you so sensitive!
Dad, Denise pushed us out of the bathroom, so the soap's in Rudy's eyes and she wouldn't let me rinse out the shampoo like Mom said and now Rudy might be blinded for life! If she is, can we get a dog?
So you don't want another one? child
There's times that I don't even want the ones we have.
-Clair and Cliff
Look at me when you lie.
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