The Dilemma Movie Quotes

The Dilemma Movie Quotes

I just saw my best friend's wife with another man. I'll send you a check.
-Ronny

Nick, great moments come from great opportunities. And that's what you've earned here today. It's what you've earned here today.
-Ronny

I'd like to make a toast, to Burt and Sue. Wow, 50 years. I'd like to think that something that got you through those 50 years is a little friend I'd like to call honesty.
-Ronny

I saw you yesterday with a loser in a dead mill print t-shirt.
-Ronny

Nick is my best friend, I am not going to keep this from him.
-Ronny

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Yeah, it was a biker's bar, the Zip Bar and Grill. It's a no good dirtbag place. You want to take that off the GPS.
-Ronny

Those plants are poisonous!
-Worker

I feel like I'm your Deep Throat. Have you seen that movie?
-Susan

Camera Clerk: What kind of birds will you be shooting?
Ronny: Unfaithful ones.
-Clerk, Ronny

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