Doug TV Show Quotes

Killer tofu
-Doug, Skeeter

Hoory, Doog, for we are to be picking lab partners!
-Fentruck

DON'T MESS UP!
-Assistant Principal Lamarr Bone

Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug.
-Doug

You understand Mr.Funnie
-Mr. Bone

Remember kids, the Quail-call is NOT a toy!
-Quailman

Remember kids, the Quail-call is NOT a toy!
-Quailman

Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!
-Doug

If it weren't for rules, everything would be all higgle-dy piggle-dy!
-Mr. Bone

It's Quail Man!
-Quail Man

BARON VON HECKLEHOFFER!!!(run off screaming)
-Doug and Skeeter on Halloween Night

I don't wanna shake my booty!
-Doug

STOP!! Did you say Blythe Field?
-Judy

Kalookakoooo!
-Doug

OW! Doug, your nose poked me in the eye!
-Patti

hey Doug,honk honk!
-Skeeter

Honk, Honk! Big nose!
-Skeeter's baby brother

One little voice is calling me, calling me.
-Doug

And remember, vote for me!
-The mayer

YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!
-Mr. Dink

VERY expensive
-Mr. Dink

Da Doy Dought Da Dasketdoll!
-Doug

(singing)
Patti You're the mayonaise for me, Whoa whoa whoa
-Doug

Oh eee ooh, killer tofu!
-The Beets

Waa-na-naaaaa! Jack Bandit!
-Doug

What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty?
-Mrs. Wingo

I need mo' allowance! Yodel-a-eee-ooh! Why? I'm talkin' to you!
-The Beets

Doug: I didn't catch your name
Roger: That's because I didn't throw it!
-Doug/Roger

Not now..I'm ssssizzzliiiinnng!!
-Judy

Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!
-Dale

ciyonara suckers! (laughs)
-Roger

Go Porkchop! Go Porkchop!
-Girls at party playing Limbo

Bring on that liver and onions, Yum Yum!
-Doug

In order to eat liver and onions, you must BECOME liver and onions!
-Judy

YOU are the liver and I am the ONIONS!!
-Judy

One! Two! TEN!
-Mr. Valentine

There's a bomb in the lasagnia.
-Doug

Funnie I am gonna pound you
-Roger

This chocolate tastes like cement! Who makes this junk? *gasp* Oh my goodness, I make this junk!
-Mr. Swirly

OK. Who do you have a crush on?" "Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe." "AAAH!
-Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe

I'm a slug.
-Doug

The beets!!
-Doug, Skeeter

Get two pictures taken, one for you, and one for that nose.
-Roger

maybe I do need new shoes
-Doug

A bomb in the lasagna?! GREAT SCOTT!!!
-Doug

(in song) "Bang'n on the trash can,Drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo One little vioce is calling me, calling me, one little vioce is caalling meee"
-Doug

Hi ya big nose.
-Dale

Announcer: For a pair of tickets to see the Beets, what is the name of the Beets' first album? Skeeter:I don't know man *honk* Announcer: young man, do you know? Doug:... Beats me... Announcer: YOU ARE CORRECT...
-Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug

How did i get into this mess?
-Doug

Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!
-Doug

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