Family Matters Quotes
Did I do that?
Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. A small gastronomic goof up. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo.
Look what you did
(after being told to go home after being yelled at) I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
Steve: Not everyday.
-Laura and Steve
Judy: That's it, I quit.
Laura: But Judy, if your not holding that sign, how are people gonna know where the tag sale is?
Judy: Im wet, I'm cold and I'm cranky.
Judy: Don't mess with me!
-Laura and Judy
I'm wearing you down babe, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOWN!
Ssssh, not while I'm pouring.
- Steve Urkel
Steve Urkel: "Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?"
Eddie: "Steve, I just got dumped."
Steve Urkel: "Oh, good! Then you're free!"
Eddie: "Only wimps give in to pain."
Harriette: "Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts."
Eddie: "Mom, that stuff stings!"
(after Steve barges in to his house) Ever heard of knocking?
Carl: This baby has a remote. I'll be in all the videos."
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: "Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense.
Thanks for helping me find the gym.
I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. I got a nosebleed at birth. My doctor slapped the wrong end.
Gee, Steve... Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you.
- Laura Winslow
Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!
Laura: "Where did you get the money for this?"
Steve Urkel: "From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!"
No! No! No! Don't!
Get out Steve
Ha ha (snort-snort)
Steve: Your honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo.
Waldo: Okay, but I'm not home.
Rachel: Girls, who's watching my baby? Laura and Judy (Pointing to each other) : She is!
-Rachel Laura and Judy
Now, stay still...............THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE THE DICKENS!!
I suggest you run.
Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
Carl: "What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!"
Eddie: "Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
Carl: "Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel."
You love me, don't you?
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