Fast Times At Ridgemont High Quotes

Fast Times At Ridgemont High Quotes

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.
-Jeff

Hey, bud let's party
-Spicoli

That kid's been stoned since the third grade
-Desmond

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.
-Damone

So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
-Jeff

That was my skull....I'm so wasted!
-Spicoli

It doesn't matter if she cums, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'!
-Damone

Food will be eaten on your time, Mr. Spicoli. Mr. Spicoli, why are you continually late for this class? Why are you continually wasting my time and the classes with this tirade every day?
-Mr Hand

When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
-Stacy

What are you people? On dope?
-Mr. Hand

Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
-Brad

Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
-Brad

Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
-Brad

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
-Jeff

People on 'ludes should not drive.
-Jeff


Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
-Mr Hand

You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
-Mike

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
-Mike

Aloha, Mr. Hand.
-Jeff

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
-Mike

Hope You had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
-Brad Hamilton

DOESN'T ANYBODY F***ING KNOCK ANYMORE?
-Brad

We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
-Linda Barrett:

Hey, Bud, let's party!
-Jeff Spicoli

Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!
-Curtis Spicoli

Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
-Jeff Spicoli

And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of 'Led Zeppelin 4'". (Cut to Rat and Stacey driving around and listening to "Kashmir" from Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti
-Damone

Don't fuck with it.
-Charles

I shall serve no fries before their time.
-Brad Hamilton

Aloha, Mr. Hand.
-Jeff Spicoli

Now, three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?
-Damone

If I'm here and your here, isn't our time.
-Spicoli

Having some pizza, learning about Cuba.
-Jeff Spiccoli

Two: You always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it!'
-Damone

Hey! you guys had shirts when you came in here. (spicoli) something must of happend to them man! (Brad)see that sign over there. (Both) No Shoes, No Shirt, Nooo Dice! (Brad) Right! Learn it, Know it, Live it!
-Brad

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