Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

Bueller? Bueller?
-Teacher

"Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
Ferris

(Still on the house intercom) "I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes".
Jeanie

This is the part where Cameron goes beserk.
Ferris

Pucker up buttercup.
Mr. Rooney

I had a grandmother once...two, actually.
Mr. Rooney

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
Ferris Bueller

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Ferris Bueller

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
Cameron

I heard that you were feeling ill- headache, fever and a chill. I came here to restore your pluck cos im the nurse who likes to....*door slams*"
the nurse

(On the house intercom) "Excuse me: If whoever was in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police".
Jeanie

Ferris, he never drives it. He just rubs it with a diaper.
Cameron

"Bite the big one, Junior!"
Jeanie

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
Cameron

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.
Ed

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Grace

I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go to school.
Jeannie

Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
Jeannie

Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
Jeannie

Bomp Bomp. Chik, Chik-a-chik-a.
Theme Song

Um, Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?
Cameron pretending to be Mr. Peterson

In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowe
Economics Teacher

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!"
Cameron

"I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris

The Game is up.
Ed Rooney

"You have reached the coughlin brothers mortuary we're deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll GET BACK to you as soon as humanly possible."
CAMERON

If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
Ferris


Ferris: What is he doing?
Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.


Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards!
Ferris and Cameron

Ferris
When Cameron was in Egypts land. Let my Cameron go.
Cameron

He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus!
Cameron

You're still here? It's over! ...Go home
Ferris

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Grace

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Simone

I think I see my dad.
Cameron

The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.
Ferris

Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
Ferris

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
Cameron

When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"
Cameron

You killed the car.
Ferris

Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
Ferris

GRACE!!!
Mr. Rooney

Wanna gummy bear? They've been in my pocket for a while, so they're nice and warm...
Little Girl on Bus

Do you have a kiss for daddy?
ferris bueller to his girlfriend

I KNEW IT!
Jeannie

Call me sir, goddamn it!
Cameron

The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Ferris Bueller

Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Cameron

He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.
Cameron

Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
Ferris Bueller

I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
Cameron

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