Friday Movie Quotes

Friday Movie Quotes

My pops told me to ask for my bike back... you know I wouldn't trip.
-Red

I aint the smartest person in the world, but from the looks of things, I'd say you look like you takin' a shit!
-Ezel

Smoke, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.
-Ezel

Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit.
-Ezel

You can have your knife back cause I steal I don't kill.
-Ezel

You betta watch who window you crawlin' in fool before you get blasted on.
-Craig

I felt sorry for Smokey, 'cause peer pressure is a motherfucker.
-Craig

Deebo man you trippin!
-Craig

All you do is smoke weed.
-Craig

For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.
-Craig

You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
-Smokey

Give me three minutes maybe even fo she 'll be wantin to marry a niccah.
-Smokey

Break Yo self fool.
-Smokey

Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.
-Smokey

Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
-Smokey

I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
-Smokey
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The weed be lettin' you know... Evil lurks
-Smokey

Well, around here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen...niggggaaahhh.
-Smokey

You got knocked the fuck out, man! Give me my goddamn money...Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it? Nigga!
-Smokey

And you KNOW this....maaaan!
-Smokey

The fuck you doin' stealin' boxes for? What, you tryin' to build a clubhouse? Man, I know you ain't go out like that.
-Smokey

I've been smokin' ever since I was two.
-Smokey

Yes you did. Cause my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. She told me that she saw you at the show all hugged up wit some tramp. Now tell me who she was.
-Joi

You ain't got to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie.
-Joi

Don't Nobody go in there for about 35 - 45 mintues.
-Dad

DAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!
-Craig, Smokey

Craig, Craaaaaig! Let me borrow your VCR right quick. I need to dub a tape.
-Felisha

Damn, Smoke, don't be banging on the door like you the damn po-lice.
-Joann

I beat him dow, I'll beat you down! Who else want some of Deebo?
-Deebo

Whatchu say little nigga
-Deebo

You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.
-Mr. Jones

Around here, you go to work or go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. You ain't got nothing on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catching a dog. You gotta worry about a dog catchin' yo ass!
-Mr. Jones

Give me the two piece special. Lots of hotsauce and all the fries you can give me. Thank you, thank you.
-Mr. Jones

Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your shit for... 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes.
-Mr. Jones

Look at her... She know she ought to be ashamed of herself comin' out here lookin' like that.
-Mrs. Jones

Smokey: We got about two hundred dollars.
Deebo: I got about two hundred dollars.
-Smokey, Deebo

Mr. Jones: Now when I went to bed last night. Didn't I tell you take out the trash?
Craig: Yeah.
Mr. Jones: So, why didn't you do it?
Craig: I fell asleep.
Mr. Jones: I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash.
-Mr. Jones, Craig

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